
After repeatedly seeing a John Varvatos
advertisement featuring Aerosmith's Joe Perry playing pool in Brooklyn at a place called "Playboy Billiards" I did a little research. About the only press I could find online is that it was voted "Best Pool Hall" by New York Press in 2006. My ears perked up when I read they had a billiards table. So on a rainy Sunday night last month, I paid a visit to the place, which now goes by the name Brooklyn Billiards. After being there I definitely feel it is an underrated gem, a very special place. For those who haven't read the NYP article, here it is in its entirety:
For close to 30 years Brooklyn Billiards on Coney Island Avenue was Playboy Billiards—until the assholes at Playboy decided all of a sudden that there was a trademark issue and forced the name change. With one table for billiards, about 20 for pool and two ping-pong tables in the back, the place isn't very big. But it houses a lot of talent. The tables are all in good shape with new felt that's properly tended. There are some broomsticks among the house cues, but it doesn't take long to find a straight one with a good tip. On any given day during working hours one can find between three and
ten of the 20 or so guys who call the place home. Out of this cast of regulars there's a handful that can really play pool, but it's the billiards players who are some of the city's best. Nighttime and weekends belong to the local teenagers, mostly Russians, Russian Jews, Orthodox Jews, Italians and Pakistanis. Anybody looking for a real game is advised to visit during off-hours when it caters to pool players, not teenagers. As in most pool rooms, the first table is the action table. With tight pockets and good rails it's mostly reserved for 9-ball, but you'll occasionally see straight pool or a bunch of guys bored enough to get a group game going. There used to be this one Orthodox kid who played, we think his name was Steve, who was one of the best amateur players we've ever seen. Now he's got a wife and kid and not much time for running tables.
When I want to practice three cushion I am accustomed to taking the B, D, F or V train to 42nd Street to transfer to the Queens-bound 7 to go to either Carom Cafe, Spin City Billiards or Master Billiards. So I was more than willing to hop on a Brooklyn-bound F, which would

drop me off about 15 minutes away from Brooklyn Billiards. I called ahead just to make sure they still had the billiard table and to check on its availability. The man said most of the billiard players rarely come in at night so therefore I would likely have it all to myself. So I got on the F train and took it to Avenue N and walked the 10 blocks to Coney Island Avenue. I had never been in that exact area of Brooklyn (we'll call it somewhere between Ocean Parkway, Mapleton and Midwood) and was impressed with Ocean Parkway itself, a grand boulevard with long, tree-canopied sidewalks. It was a pleasant walk through a slight drizzle. Rounding the corner onto Coney Island Avenue I could sense I was getting close to the place, as I saw a bunch of young men outside smoking cigarettes. Walking into Brooklyn Billiards I got a sense of going back into a different era. If you can imagine Katz's Deli on Houston Street having pool tables, this would be it. Inside there is nothing luxurious or fashionable, no obnoxious neon lights or decor. It's just a nice, classic pool hall.
Initially, my thinking was that I would have to wait for the billiard table, because a man was already using it. I resigned myself to the fact that I would just practice on a pool table until he was done. But the man behind the counter suggested I go up to him and ask him if he wanted to play.

So I went over and introduced myself and he willingly obliged and let me join him. He got everything set up for the opening shot, putting the red object ball on the foot spot and the white and yellow cue balls about six inches away from each other on the head string. Since it was his table and he was nice enough to let me play, even going so far as to give me take the first shot, I decided I would concede the white cue ball to him and take the yellow for myself. I chalked up, got down on my shot, fired away and surprisingly came within several inches of a successful billiard shot (a relatively high percentage shot, it's a fairly easy shot if you've practiced it or ever seen the setup. Check
here to see an example). The man, whose name was Pedro, easily scored a few points before I got my first point. There was one memorable time early on when I was looking over a shot, hesitating which way to go. The white and the red were right next to one another in a corner. And I was waiving my hands around like an idiot trying to figure out the angle when he simply pointed his cue to a certain diamond and said "Hit here, right english." Sure enough, my ball went

three rails around the table, came back slowly to hit two more rails and then softly nudged into both the white and the red. One time, his cue ball double-kissed the red ball, but still hit enough rails and made contact with my yellow at the end. "In my country, we don't count that." I asked him where he was from, thinking he'd say somewhere in South America. Turns out he's from Puebla, Mexico. After about 20 minutes, I had gotten comfortable to the Verhoeven
biljart table and was somewhat relieved to have avoided a shutout. I had scored about five points when I came very close to nailing a difficult "ticky." Sometimes I would sense Pedro wanted to give me advice on a shot, at which point I would stubbornly stop and indicate I wanted to try to figure it out on my own. But it was unmistakable, Pedro had definitely grown up playing billiards. Many times he would make two points in a row, and may have actually made three in a row once. When it's played correctly, three-cushion billiards is truly hypnotic to watch. In the end, the score was 10-20 before Pedro decided that it was over. I didn't know we were playing to any set number. Overall I was happy with myself, happy to have gotten the chance to play "against" another person, taking small pride in the fact that I got to 10 before he got to 20. Hell, I was happy that I got to 10, period, considering I was only shooting about half as often as I would have if I had just been playing by myself.
I had a good time. The vibe at Brooklyn Billiards is very chill. Playing next to our table were some young girls, one of which was wearing a hijab. It was cute to watch them play. Lots of cool pictures on the wall, the coolest of which was a large French poster for the movie The Hustler ("L'Arnaqueur"). Interestingly, it was Gleason-less and featured a pocketless table. Also there were outtakes from the Varvatos shoot. Lots of other things have been filmed there, some TV shows, music videos, and I think a scene from one of the Men In Black movies. The owner, Neil Block, wrote me an email out of the blue last week after I had left my contact information there. He seems to take pride when he writes "We have not changed a thing in this place for the past 30 years." And I hope he continues to not change a thing.